The Shower Convention
Author’s note: the world has so little decent erotic fiction, that it is getting really annoying. Most of it either appears to have no idea on what an anatomy is, has unrealistic ideas of what sex is, has horrible spelling and grammar—or just is terrible in how it is done. Sure, some snuff is okay… at being snuff. While the Author cannot really get off on her own erotic lit, the...
Ten Life Lessons From Doctor Who →
Here are ten reminders of important life lessons from Doctor Who:
Oh, hey… flu… I thought you left me. You are still here…...– DakeDesu
Figured an answer should be given on why I keep using Jadusable, Ben Drowned and what not references to make references to http://operation-moonfall.org . It is because the best point of Majora’s Mask is have over the top creepy it is. Majora’s Mask is one of the scariest games I remember trying to play growing up. I said trying to play, as I had issues playing it. Hell, even well...
legendofzeldapedia: The Majora’s Mask could be purchased on Animal Crossing: City Folk in Tom Nook’s shop for 6,000 (points). When the players character wears this mask at night, the mask’s eyes consistently stay the same bright yellow-orange, and are never obsucured by shadows as the character turns. side note: points can only be obtained by buying from tom nooks shop. … 423…...
Author’s note: figured I’d try to start write erotic fiction. I really do not do this stuff often. The issue is most of the stuff out there just plain sucks. While I am not really able to get off on my own damned writing, I understand others out there, probably have a similar affliction to deal with. The lack of decent erotic fiction out there. So, maybe if I could just get somebody...
Keep trying to fix my Tumblr layout… Tumblr keeps crashing my...– DakeDesu
Bitch! I’m gonna murder rape you with a hard and sand papery rake!– DakeDesu
I wish to move away
kaves: to england and live with paddy because everyone here sucks and I cant like the people I want to like urgh It truly is unfortunate you found yourself living in the location where all the sucky people in the world are located. See, what has happened is, maybe by clerical error, you got into sucks town. Everywhere else is awesome—and you just got stuck in the suck pits. Once you...
tmcscandal asked: I wanted to respond to your response to my caption/photo. I'd really appreciate it if you read it. tmcscandal. tumblr. com/ post/ 12152446073/ response-to-a-response (no spaces though. Thanks.)
TitsMcScandal: Response to a Response →
tmcscandal: (So apparently the ‘Ask’ sector has a character limit and cannot contain links. I am posting my response to DakesDesu’s response to one of my tumblr pictures. Feel free to weigh in.) This isn’t an ask, but a response to your comment on the picture I posted that you reblogged. Forgive me if… If you noticed: it was not that it was simply a Father/Daughter relationship that...
faithandfury: being covered in blood is my main hobby
Dad was getting a taxi cab ride to Mom’s house for Christmas celebration. Dad was getting a ride with one of my childhood friend’s Mom. Richard’s Mom was going on about how homophobic all Richard’s friends are—and how they cannot handle how she is a lesbian. How they all seem to react poorly to this. Dad, who is very homophobic himself… is trying to figure out...
Mom: why do you act like this around me.
Katrina: because you are still multiple. And Mike tends to come out for me.
Mom: I am all better!
Katrina: you are operating the sheers you just claimed you had no idea how to work.
Mom: I know how to work these.
Katrina: you were just messing with mIRC on the computer.
Mom: no, Robin left that open... I do not know how to use mIRC.
Katrina: yeah... Mike... uh... you are still multiple.
Mom: Let's get back on subject.
Katrina: oh, yeah--about the other time you mentioned on...
Mom: Why would I mention anything other times? The one time happened. You remember the past weird.
Katrina: ... you were just mentioning...
Mom: why would I mention something like that?
Katrina: frowny face.
Setting: on the porch, smoking weed
Hayley: look, it is simple on how to keep Leals from drugs. Mommy never tried them. Mommy was good and clean. Then met Daddy, and were happily married.
Katrina: Yeah.. I suppose you can keep your sisters from mentioning the Meth rehab.
Hayley: I just smoke weed instead.
Katrina: -flat stare-
Hayley: oh... uh... just a mommy cigarette. It is just a cigarette that smells different.
Katrina: right... so... I'll have the national guard on standby.
Hayley: Don't you have faith that I can be a good role model?
Katrina: or... you could just be honest about her... when it comes to this stuff.
Hayley: ... I suppose. I think if I just am a really good role model though, Leals will end up pretty good.
Katrina: oh hey... Zack's hair.
Angel: yep--we are working on doing a spiked moehawk.
Katrina: and his outfit...
Angel: Yeah... my idea is to have him be all punk, goth and just counter culture.
Katrina: so when he rebels.
Angel: he will rebel to be a straight A prep student, and on the honour roll.
Katrina: That... that is genius. We need more moms like you.
Mom: I still remember holding you after you were born.
Katrina: uh... really?
Mom: you were so little. So beautiful. It was a nice day in Edmonton that morning...
Katrina: I was born in Calgary mom.
Mom: Oh... yeah... that was Robin.
Katrina: Mom, you were in labour with me for over thirty hours. You could not drink or eat since the start of labour. The strain of your body moving a 9lbs child who kept trying to look where she was going. You were allergic to pain killers. This mixed with your bladder and bowels filling up--as your body was empting it into that... waiting to be explunged. You eventually got a c-section when the doctor figured going any further would kill you. You were not even into it enough, to sign my birth certificate for four months after that.
Mom: you just had to look where you were going.
Katrina: frankly--with you reading that Spike Mulligan, I knew I could not trust it out here. I think it was right for me to look where I was going.
Mom: you were so nice and well behaved to hold.
Katrina: I bit you, and you'd have to watch that I would not suck your nipples in a way that would have me drowning in your breast milk.
Mom: I... I still have no idea how you did that. I... I loved you as a child.
Katrina: my first Christmas, you made the mistake of giving me coal. Dad had to go to the gas station to get an emergency gift.
Mom: why have you got to ruin the moment?
Katrina: oh... right -hugs-
Kali: Your mom and I love each other very much. I am for her only.
Katrina: wait... you were telling me how he accidentally outed the fact you were sleeping with at least two of the men... who were cheating on their spouses with you.
Kali: Yeah... he knows about that.
Katrina: and you moan loud... he turned his music up from that.
Kali: You... can learn to be quiet.
Katrina: can I? o.o'
Kali: Your mother doesn't do drugs.
Kali -pops a valium-
Katrina: Without a corporate sponsorship behind them, anyways.
Kali: wait... what?